Ask Ivan Basso for DNA evidence before hiring him to the Discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team

Dear Discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team,

As concerned citizens in the sport of cycling we are asking you to consider the impact of hiring Ivan Basso who was recently kicked out of the 2006 Tour de France for his involvement with Operation Puerto. Ivan Basso has only been cleared because he declined to give a DNA sample that could have proved his guilt.

DNA evidence would prove to be 99.9\% effective in bringing us the truth in the case. We understand that your organization is extremely against doping in the sport of cycling and has been through numerous headaches brought on by witch hunts and lying former racers such as Frankie Andreu and Steven Swart. Not to mention Dr. Prentice Steffen who you released after he claimed that Tyler Hamilton asked him for EPO and than later tested positive for blood transfusions which of course was all a lie.

We are mainly concerned that hiring Ivan Basso could cause the French to start another witch hunt or inspire David Walsh to write another book that you will have to keep from being printed in English.

Ask Ivan Basso for a DNA sample before hiring him to your proud organization.

Should his name be cleared with DNA evidence we would applaud your decision to select an honest hard working cyclist who has unjustly been damaged by a corrupt system just as Lance Armstrong has been in the past.

Who would believe Betsy Andreu anyways? She just hates Lance.

Performance-enhancing drugs have been linked cancer, brain tumors, and other medical problems.

It is imperative that we protect the children of the future as we are sure you stand by our side.

Thank you for asking Ivan Basso for a DNA sample.