Ban Low Flow Toilets

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I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work together and BAN LOW FLOW TOILETS!!!
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Goal
200 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
200. Scott S | I hate those low flow toilets, Your absolutely right about taking like 5 flushes to get a turd down there.
199. Joe B | I have similar problems.
198. Red M | I support this petition
197. Chris L | I support this petition
196. Bubba Shittsa | I LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEM
195. Sunnee Barber | I support this petition
194. Jj Summers | This is funny but true:)
193. Nick E | I support this petition
192. Paula P | Have you ever had to ram a plunger into a turd-filled toilet bowl because the low-flow system was incapable of flushing the crap down? I have, and it's a mess. These things don't work.
191. Clark W | I support this petition
190. Nicolas B | I support this petition
189. Virgie Newton | I'M NUMBER 100 ON THIS LOUSY PETITION LOOK AT THAT
188. Lucillefrance Huber | Toilets Forever
187. Jean Page | I recently stayed at a Disney resort, where the room I had used a low flow toilet. It was really irritating to have to flush 2 to 3 times EVERY SINGLE time I even peed to try to get the shredded toilet paper to go down completely. What a waste of water an
186. Claude M | After two Big Macs, a Supersized order of Fries, and a Supersized Coke, I gotta' take me a Man-sized dump. There ain't no low-flow toilet gonna' handle my McDonaldland-induced Supersized dumps!
185. Joan Durham | They do not work! Why can you not understand this?
184. Dr Tedb | Every week on my website www.movieguide.org I generate so much stupid far-Right religious s**t that it would take a thousand low-flow toilets a MILLION years to digest all of it. A high-flow toilet like the Pat Robertson 5000 can eat that much s**t in a 4
183. Jennifer R | I support this petition
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181. Ben P | man you suck this petition is a total waste of time
180. John Burgess | i hate them
179. Karlee Branch | В
178. Cara Ferguson | does not save water because we have to flush so many more times.. clogs all the time
177. Shaun L | Ban the low flows - and the ones that are too small for men to fit their jewels into when their sitting.
176. Bubba S | When ah takes a dump it's a Man-Sized Dump! Ah mean, that toilet is full of streaming, brown crap. Now you tell me, what kind of low-flow toilet is going to handle a mess like that?
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Low Flow Toilet Makers
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