Ban the name Aredhel
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Dear fellow earth men,
Have you noticed that this world is being destroyed? Animals are dying, plants are being wiped out and Chelsea are winning the Premiership. And whose fault is this? Gods? Humankind? Jose Morinho? No, it is down down every earth being named Aredhel.
Aredhels are haggid, Aredhels are not gangasta and if you are called Aredhel, you are 73\% more likely to commit a violent crime. So the FBI are planning to get rid of all Aredhels and I propose the passing of a law that, with immediate effect, all Aredhels are thrown in jail/to the lions den. So come with me humanoids, let's rid this earth of the 'Arey'!
Have you noticed that this world is being destroyed? Animals are dying, plants are being wiped out and Chelsea are winning the Premiership. And whose fault is this? Gods? Humankind? Jose Morinho? No, it is down down every earth being named Aredhel.
Aredhels are haggid, Aredhels are not gangasta and if you are called Aredhel, you are 73\% more likely to commit a violent crime. So the FBI are planning to get rid of all Aredhels and I propose the passing of a law that, with immediate effect, all Aredhels are thrown in jail/to the lions den. So come with me humanoids, let's rid this earth of the 'Arey'!
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