Boycott Lindsay

WHEREAS you have repeatedly made a mockery of the very serious rehabilitation process;

WHEREAS you have shown flagrant disregard for the laws of the United States and for the safety of her fellow man;

WHEREAS you have repeatedly refused to accept any real responsibility for the ramifications of your self-destructive actions;

WHEREAS the community of filmmakers continues to cast you in movies despite your unconscionable behavior;

WHEREAS the tabloid and blogging community has focused a spotlight on you that makes the chance of truly private rehabilitation nearly impossible;

WE THE UNDERSIGNED do hereby pledge to no longer support your career, Ms. Lohan, until you join the community of responsible adults. We will not go to see your films in the theater, we will not rent your films, and we will not watch your films on television. It is our sincere belief that in order for a troubled young woman like you to exhibit any meaningful change, society must stop enabling you by paying you such endless attention. It is our sincere hope that a committed determination on the part of the public to ignore you will give you the time you need to change your life for the better.