Bring Back Moosta

We hereby declare that for the wellbeing of all people, from Brisbane to Edinburgh, one Shane David Featherstone (aka Moosta) must return from his exile in Scotland and bless us once again with his charm, wit and wisdom. Furthermore, only upon his return can the binge-drinking, glad-wrapping, furniture-throwing, nudey-running days of yore be returnud unto us. If this does not take place, then, I think we will all, collectively, just snap.