Bring Back OJ's Cereal
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Why, we can still vividly remember the "OJ's" commercials the used to air during "G.I. Joe" and "Mask". We watched with delight as Joe, the dashing OJ's Rancher, worked diligently to round up herd after herd of oranges, while singing gallantly: "OJs! (hyah!) Keep them oranges rolling!". This point deserves some further emphasis: we, the undersigned, do not remember any "Corn Pops" or "Apple Jacks" commercials from 1985, we remember "OJs". In the modern, marketing-fueled, industry of cereal production, "OJs" was a juggernaut without parallel.
We believe that Kellogg's discontinuation of "OJs" cereal was a grave underestimation of the sheer power of the potential "OJ's" marketing juggernaut, and, dare we say, was at least partially responsible for the great cereal collapse of '88. We realize that this is a bold statement, but we feel very strongly about the power of sweetened orange flavored O's with 10\% real fruit juice.
We, the undersigned, respectfully request that Kellogg's seriously consider reviving the beloved "OJ's" franchise, if only to give our children a real opportunity to get excited about cereal again.
We remain great fans of all of your other fine cereal acheivements.
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