Bring Back The Bell Beefer
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ATTN: Mr. John E. Martin, CEO of TACO BELL CORP.
We, being concerned citizens of planet earth, do hereby demand that Taco Bell bring back 'the Bell Beefer'.
We live in crazy, topsy turvy, morally bankrupt times. Life is confusing. Consider: Expensive gasoline, botox injections, arena football, K-fed's solo album, 23 flavors of Doctor Pepper...it's almost too much to handle! What this world needs is a return to simpler times, a return to simpler pleasures, a return to taco meat, lettuce, cheese, tomato, and sauce on a hamburger bun.
A return to the 'Bell Beefer.'
As a nation, we live in constant fear of being attacked by evildoers. We need the 'Bell Beefer' now more than ever, for God and God's America. In the words of our nation's president:'you're either for us, or against us.'
Take heed, Mr. Martin. The end times are indeed upon us. Are YOU ready to meet Jesus on the day of reckoning?
We, being concerned citizens of planet earth, do hereby demand that Taco Bell bring back 'the Bell Beefer'.
We live in crazy, topsy turvy, morally bankrupt times. Life is confusing. Consider: Expensive gasoline, botox injections, arena football, K-fed's solo album, 23 flavors of Doctor Pepper...it's almost too much to handle! What this world needs is a return to simpler times, a return to simpler pleasures, a return to taco meat, lettuce, cheese, tomato, and sauce on a hamburger bun.
A return to the 'Bell Beefer.'
As a nation, we live in constant fear of being attacked by evildoers. We need the 'Bell Beefer' now more than ever, for God and God's America. In the words of our nation's president:'you're either for us, or against us.'
Take heed, Mr. Martin. The end times are indeed upon us. Are YOU ready to meet Jesus on the day of reckoning?
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