Demand for New Creative Direction for WWE

We, The Undersigned, are gravely concerned about the creative direction of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), or, more specifically, the lack thereof. Once a leader in pioneering new forms of televised entertainment, WWE's wrestling programming has become stale, uninspired, and lacking of any of the uniqueness that made for such compelling viewing in years gone by.

As a catalyst to break WWE out of their current doldrums, we request that WWE break down their walls of species prejudice, and sign Dragon Dragon, the ONLY real dragon of professional wrestling, to a contract, and immediately feature this charasmatic performer on all WWE programming.

The abilities of Dragon Dragon are chronicled by countless fans on YouTube, such as this movie highlighting the best of Dragon Dragon's one-of-a-kind abilities:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_I9mnpNPo

We also pledge that, from the time of signing this petition, we will refrain from watching and/or purchasing any WWE programming until such time as Dragon Dragon is officially signed with WWE, and a definite date for his first appearance has been set.

We thank WWE for their understanding, and for taking our message not as a sign of hostility, but as a token of our sincere desire to bring about a new Golden Era of Sports Entertainment, one that we may speak of with pride to our children for generations to come.