Don't You Hate Pants
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Given that:
a) pants are cumbersome articles of clothing;
b) pants are offensive in many cultures;
c) they look rather humurous;
d) naked bums are sexy and people spend millions of dollars every year on underwear that no one ever sees.
The above combined with the historical fact that the Ancient Greeks felt the Persians were feminine on account of their pantalonious apparel shows that pants have a negative impact on society as a whole. Ergo, we the Undersigned believe that legislation must be passed to abolish the donning of pants.
a) pants are cumbersome articles of clothing;
b) pants are offensive in many cultures;
c) they look rather humurous;
d) naked bums are sexy and people spend millions of dollars every year on underwear that no one ever sees.
The above combined with the historical fact that the Ancient Greeks felt the Persians were feminine on account of their pantalonious apparel shows that pants have a negative impact on society as a whole. Ergo, we the Undersigned believe that legislation must be passed to abolish the donning of pants.
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