Ducks better than rollerblades
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We the undersigned believe that this:
"You know how ducks fly through the sky in that big V shape, right, and one side of the V is always longer. Do you know why its longer?"
(pause)
"Because there are more ducks on that side."
is funnier than this:
"What's the worst thing about rollerblading?"
"Telling your parents you're gay."
and that you should give a prize to that man who did the ducks joke and not the one who looked like Frodo.
"You know how ducks fly through the sky in that big V shape, right, and one side of the V is always longer. Do you know why its longer?"
(pause)
"Because there are more ducks on that side."
is funnier than this:
"What's the worst thing about rollerblading?"
"Telling your parents you're gay."
and that you should give a prize to that man who did the ducks joke and not the one who looked like Frodo.
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