EA Sucks

This is a petition to establish that EA sucks. By signing this petition, you agree that EA sucks, for reasons possibly including but not limited to the following:

Buggy games
Buggy game servers
Unreliable game servers
Shoddy ported graphics
Annoying accounts and networking system
Crappy user interfaces with even crappier documentation
Poorly-designed games
More bugs
Ruining potentially good titles
A desire to buy every potentially good title out there and turn it into worthless garbage
Craptacular customer (dis)service.

If you agree with some or all of the points above, or with the notion that EA sucks for any other reason, please sign below. If you're going to boycott EA games until they stop producing such trash, please also sign below.

This petition is not intended to accomplish anything other than establish that EA sucks, since deep down we all know that EA doesn't care about their users, this petition or any others like it. However, if enough people agree, it must be true.