End being corrected for saying "Me and blank" forever!!!

Imagine a world where old ladies don't correct you when you tell them, for example, "Me and my friends love giraffes in space." Instead of talking about giraffes in space, you will inevitably spend the next 45 minutes listening to a grammar lesson you have heard countless times in your life. "My friends and I..." Forget about giraffes, by the time the speech is over you have lost your momentum. At this point you most likely just stay silent and avoid all interesting conversation, preferring to manifest your inner rage. If you have more important things to talk about than grammar, sign this. End this attack on the 1st ammendment.