End the Headwear Hypocrisy

Resolved: that one James Christopher Holeman, an admirable young man of outstanding character and impeccable manners who rarely burps at the supper table, should be allowed to wear his AUBURN hat within his bedroom and througout the dwelling he shares with his parents without the interference of his Mom.

Resolved: that one Leigh Ann Holeman, the loving and responsible Mom who, in an otherwise admirable effort to ensure that Christopher knows how to properly behave in social situations, has properly endeavored to teach Christopher good manners but should GIVE THE GUY A BREAK about wearing his hat at home.

Resolved: that elder members of Christopher's family, including both his Grandpa and the aforementioned Mom, have SET PRECEDENTS for the wearing of hats indoors and should GIVE THE GUY A BREAK lest they be deemed HYPOCRITES.

We the undersigned support Christopher's privilige of indoor-hat-wearing and call on his mother to GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.