Feedcorn issues.

We, an obviously right minded and sensual group, would like to make a statement about our malnourishment. Our statement is this: we wish to be fed more than our average amount of feedcorn given on our daily nourishment break. Our cause is simple, and our reason is sound. We are afraid that currently, our feedcorn supply is wittled down to small numbers as a result of the gulls flocking to the scene when the feedcorn is presented to the general area. In addition, our gracious host would like to disembowel the fact to your judges and courts that our keeping areas must be kept clean abouve the standards we are forced to live in as it seems in the present. Please, as we are cold and starving, our wishes can only be more, but please adress those that we present.