Flood the BB House

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We demand that the Big Brother house have its doors and windows closed and waterproofed, all internal drainage blocked, and all the taps turned on while the contestants and crew are still in the building.

Once the water level has reached a depth of three feet, 3 hammerhead sharks should be introduced into the house. They're really aggressive, you see.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 50
Latest Signatures
10 December 2015
50. Skizziks W | perhaps chill the water also
11 October 2015
49. Eplewty Bright | I support this petition
10 September 2015
48. Mark S | Drown the lot of them!!!
27 August 2015
47. Dopiaza Mclaughlin | chamone mother f**ker
27 May 2015
46. Muttley White | Suckerinsuckertash........
5 April 2015
45. Barbie Jackson | I support this petition
5 March 2015
44. Jim Rojas | flood it, then flush it down the drain
2 January 2015
43. Adam Ruiz | I support this petition
15 November 2014
42. Keithg Donaldson | I support this petition
25 October 2014
41. John P | And ban anyone who wears a hat all the time
22 August 2014
40. James W | Could we have some piranhas in there too? I'm just worried that a shark might be too big to navigate around the house properly, we wouldn't want any survivors would we?
30 April 2014
39. Marco Wallace | OH... MY... GOD... clap clap clap clap clap clap etc. Hairless bumgay.
28 March 2014
38. Steve A | I support this petition
18 November 2013
37. Beast M | Anything to remove these self-obsessed half-wits from the gene pool. Maybe introduce occasional electric shocks to the water to agrivate the sharks...?
25 October 2013
36. Steve S | I support this petition
12 September 2013
35. Rufus Paul | Any chance of some jelly fish too?
28 August 2013
34. Spruce B | Kill em all.
29 June 2013
33. Duncan Chung | I agree
10 June 2013
32. Joetheblow Young | Sounds good to me, beats my "release the tigers" idea.
15 May 2013
31. Rob L | if people want to watch this sort of behaviour then visit the zoo
7 May 2013
30. Bob Theb | I support this petition
2 May 2013
29. Ben H | Kill em all! Especially Victor! :-)
18 April 2013
28. Tess Harvey | I support this petition
15 March 2013
27. Red H | I support this petition
7 January 2013
26. Mike B | I support this petition
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