Fuck The Oven Mitt
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We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland and boring, becomes revealed as something so unnatural, so abhorrent that any and all traces of its existence should be wiped from this earth. Being voiced by Tom Arnold doesn't help matters any. Oven Mitt's smarmy but bumbling demeanor belies its true intentions. Having received information from reliable sources, we are certain that Oven Mitt is fostering a false sense of security among Arby's employees and patrons alike, waiting for the right time to strike fast and hard against our way of life. We must stop it now before we are ground under the weight of its malevolent rule. It plans to rule with an Iron Mitt (tm), but we will not allow its fell plan to come to fruition!!!!!
We request, nay DEMAND that Arby's remove all advertising material containing said Mitt from its stores, cups, bags, television commercials, newspaper/magazine ads/bus stop posters, etc. All images of the Mitt must be destroyed, along with any documents detailing the Mitt's very existence as a corporate mascot. Also, Oven Mitt itself must be brought out to a mutually agreed upon place where The Undersigned can witness its execution. The lengthier, the better. Only then can we rest safe, knowing that the Mitt's machinations have been usurped.
We request, nay DEMAND that Arby's remove all advertising material containing said Mitt from its stores, cups, bags, television commercials, newspaper/magazine ads/bus stop posters, etc. All images of the Mitt must be destroyed, along with any documents detailing the Mitt's very existence as a corporate mascot. Also, Oven Mitt itself must be brought out to a mutually agreed upon place where The Undersigned can witness its execution. The lengthier, the better. Only then can we rest safe, knowing that the Mitt's machinations have been usurped.
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Once Hegetshispeopledistributedtoeveryhouseholditwillbetool
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Wait, there IS an Oven Mitt in just about every household! AAAAA!!! BE AFRAID!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!
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Duniel S
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Mista Miagi and me have solemly sweared to comb every nook and cranny until our life long duty has been completed: Successfully eliminating oven mitt! he has mind bending powers leaving viewers unable to change the channel. Watch out Arbys, mister miagi i
5 October 2015
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Aimee Landry
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I totally agree! Fire the oven mitt! Tom Arnold is capable of so much better than those sad pathetic commercials. I shall never eat Arby's again. Every time I see their sandwiches I think of a talking oven mitt. That makes me scared and not hungry anymore
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Raspler Golden
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I know I shouldn't sign this, but I think Oven Mitt is so cute! With the commercial about him not having a nose, how could you NOT love this creature? Evil? Nah...however, I do agree about the voice of Tom Arnold being annoying. Tom Arnold sounds very ped
2 July 2015
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Bride Ofb
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DIE MITT! You shall burn in the fires of hell! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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Pineapple K
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In exchange for control over the earth planet, I will start a war with the Oven Mitt beast and will not rest until it is destroyed.
11 May 2015
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