Interview Stephen Markley on the Daily Show
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To Jon Stewart & the producers of the Daily Show,
We hereby request that you interview Chicago author and self-described 'voice of his generation' Stephen Markley.
Markley has recently published his first book, a masterpiece entitled 'Publish this Book,' a touching and hilarious memoir of the realization of his dearest dream, publishing a book.
Careful reading of the book reveals that a close second would be appearing on your program. As described in the text, your program was a shining beacon of light when all else was confusion and suffocating darkness. Your name is strewn throughout the text in glowing, some might say pornographically effusive terms.
More importantly, we firmly believe that Markley would make a fantastically entertaining guest for your legion of easily amused viewers. We believe you would find in him a kindred spirit, one whose snide witticisms and snappy comebacks, like you, help navigate a world that can be so harsh, to two such fragile, tender-hearted creatures whose only wish is to love and be loved.
Such a confluence of two such great minds would be too beautiful for words... and.. we're sorry. We're getting all choked up here... we need a moment..
...
Okay... We think we'll be okay.. just, if you could... interview Stephen Markley? Please?
We hereby request that you interview Chicago author and self-described 'voice of his generation' Stephen Markley.
Markley has recently published his first book, a masterpiece entitled 'Publish this Book,' a touching and hilarious memoir of the realization of his dearest dream, publishing a book.
Careful reading of the book reveals that a close second would be appearing on your program. As described in the text, your program was a shining beacon of light when all else was confusion and suffocating darkness. Your name is strewn throughout the text in glowing, some might say pornographically effusive terms.
More importantly, we firmly believe that Markley would make a fantastically entertaining guest for your legion of easily amused viewers. We believe you would find in him a kindred spirit, one whose snide witticisms and snappy comebacks, like you, help navigate a world that can be so harsh, to two such fragile, tender-hearted creatures whose only wish is to love and be loved.
Such a confluence of two such great minds would be too beautiful for words... and.. we're sorry. We're getting all choked up here... we need a moment..
...
Okay... We think we'll be okay.. just, if you could... interview Stephen Markley? Please?
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Ana F
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This book is incredible. You'd think I'd be biased since I know Markley, but actually that worked against him. It turns out, he's absolutely brilliant!
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You should have Stephen Markley on your show, who knows he may even write another book entitled "Market This Book: The Unbelievable True Story of How I Got this Very Book to be on the Daily Show"
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