Jesus, please kick Marguerite Parrin's ass

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The blow petition is to Jesus Christ, urging him to kick Marguerite Parrin's (rather large) ass.

We, the Undersigned, ask that YOU, Jesus Christ, please help establish world peace, justice, and tolerance by coming back to Earth specifically to put the smack down on Marguerite Parrin and by extension help quash bigotry, ignorance, and fanaticism, which she represents. By beating her into a coma, YOU would establish a clear president of love and tolerance, particularly if she remained permanently disabled and had to be feed through a tube.

Thank you in advance for you're holy love and justice.

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