Just Say NO To "Just Say NO To www.PrankMachine.com" Petition

Hey! I was reading about the "Just Say NO To www.PrankMachine.com" petition, and after reviewing it, I have only one thing to say: any indignantly insane fool that believes that kids are "learning" anything from this humorous website should be "learning" a good lesson about how to raise children. Now, if you raise a child horribly enough, they may begin to believe that behaving like that on a regular basis is perfectly alright! I DON'T condemn acting that way occasionaly, I DO condemn thinking that a child would not be able to see the word "occasionaly" in the former statement. People seem to believe that children have no free will of their own, and that they will intake and obey without processing in their minds what they just saw or heard. This is, of course, a lie, spread by elderly, over-religious nutballs with far to much time on their hands. I am sad to admit that I do have relations to some of these nutballs, and I have peered into the abnormal inner mind of the aforementioned. These are sad, lonely people who think that their juvenile friend will welcome in Satan without a second thought.
Now to the present: I don't wan't people to sign a petition simply to complain about it. Rather, defeating the cause... sign this petition against the "Just Say NO To www.PrankMachine.com" petition instead. And remember: children are people to, and they have minds, just like you.