Keep MMOG forums useful

This is a petition aimed at any other MMOG players thinking about starting a petition; post here thread, writing an open letter, go whinging on some forum and all round wasting air.

Please dont.
You are in a vocal minority. The majority of us dont care.
Now go away.


By signing this petition, I also pledge the following:

-I shall not take part in signing other peoples idiocy (barring this exception naturally)
-I will try to abstain from posting on forums on/after patch days
-I will never start a OMG I QUIT!!! thread
-I will ignore anyone that uses the word realism and role play in the same sentence.
-I will strike the word ghey from my vocabulary.
-I shall learn to use the ignore list and not complain about name policy violations.
-I shall learn to use the ignore list and not complain about chat spam.
-I shall learn to use the ignore list and not complain about profanity.
-I will never follow up an official forum thread with first!!! second!!! 1st page!, and other such moronic comments.
-I shall take other peoples opinions on forums into account.
-I will restrain from answering to said opinion with cockwank, ghey or by posting the picture of a penis.
-Whilst on the subject of penis, I will clearly mark external links if they are not safe for work.
-I acknowledge that forums are not the place to play point the finger at ninja looters, gold farmers or people I think are twats. Again, I shall learn to use the ignore list.
-I shall never whine that another class is overpowered
-I shall never whine that my own class is nerfed.
-I will not role a Paladin in World of Warcraft.
-I will not complain about the lack of developer feedback.
-I will not complain when a community managers feedback seems unsatisfactory.
-I acknowledge that a game development house does not care about my own personal subscription.
-I shall not blockquote an entire post only to reply agree!
-I shall not blockquote someone who blockquoted an entire response and agreed only to reply me too!.
-I will abstain from having forum signatures that are larger then the average post.


By signing this petition against whingers, forum trolls and slobberdonkeys, I agree to help make forums useful again and easy to use.

To all those this petition is directed at, please stop making game forums pure hell for the rest of us.