lars and the internet

could someone please put a copy of the film lars and the real girl on the internet. it's not like pretty much everything else is already 'out'.and it's not like i'm going to have sex or anything resembling sex/especailly not with a female.uh,ask female's for details..

yes i've seen the film in the theatre(yay!) and i'm of course i'll by the retail disc.(but that's so far away) i'll even do an amazon pre order.and this film so criterion collection bound.(ok, now you know i'm further insane)and of course i dont have the funds to a real real doll.so that's so out of question. no bianca of my own...

yes you know i was thinking that..yes you know me to well...

'there must be some kind of poetry in this/i'm playing cards like a prayer/solitaire/there must be some kind of life in this place/but i've said all my prayers and now i'm going mad...'


i assure you all i have to look forward is the film 'lars and real girl' *grin* :)


so please sign this petition. it doesn't matter if you sign to laugh at me or if you sign as a substitute for not having sex with me.*arrgh* ;)

i hold my breathe.....and when it all looks brighter. :)