Make fat people lose weight.
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Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When they lose enough weight we can let them into normal society, without the bacon hat.
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550 signatures
Goal: 1,000
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28 November 2015
546.
Jason Fleming
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Great petition. It should be mandatory for fat asses to lose all this fatty weight. I wish they would be fatt free restaurants, bars, buses, planes, etc. I'm all in for discriminating fat people.
18 November 2015
12 November 2015
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12 September 2015
539.
Sharon R
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Discrimination aginst smokers, has been o. k. to do for years, even bashing them openly, it was so cute, but hope the shoe gets on the other foot now!!!!
12 September 2015
538.
Wont Work
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We need a new plan to make us fatties lose weight, this one won't work. This one will just encourge a gathering of fat people which can't be pretty. All us fat people have to do is pair up and eat eachother's bacon, you're fueling the fire only.
7 September 2015
7 September 2015
23 August 2015
21 August 2015
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Josh L
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I think we should instead, setup an exchange program with ethiopia. Send all our fatties over there, and import their skinny folk, and then, when the roles reverse, swap again! I guarantee after 2-3 rotations, the fatties will hate ethiopia and change the
8 August 2015
5 August 2015
5 August 2015
531.
Phil B
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You people are so beastly. You say the most ghastly things. Some people can't help being fat you know. You horrid, nasty, bullying people. I hope you can live with yourselves. You scoundrels.
2 August 2015
530.
Decent P
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HERE HERE, I SAY...EVERYONE HATES FAT PEOPLE...THEY SHOULD EITHER LOSE WEIGHT OR NEVER LEAVE THEIR HOMES!
1 August 2015
28 July 2015
528.
Ben W
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i dont understand why ppl are on this slaggin fat people am only 17 but i have met a wonderfull girl.....the woman of my drems.....she weighs 26 stones but i love her to bits....she keeps me warm at night and i love all her wobbly bits especially wen were
18 July 2015
527.
Yazel Odom
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... Hello? "Fat" can be in people's heredity. Like a friend of mine. And being skinny isn't always good... You can get anorexia. :P
12 July 2015
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