Michael Bower Needs Work
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This is an open letter to casting directors and studio executives everywhere imploring them to hire one of the greatest character actors of Generation X: Michael Bower! Mr. Bower is best known for his role as Eddie "Donkeylips" Gelfen on Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts. He also appeared in Evolution: An Ivan Reitman Film. Michael is a true rebel, one who doesn't conform to Hollywood anorexia. His acting has amazing range and depth, something that two of Tinseltown's top actors (Ben Stiller and Ben Affleck) are both lacking. Ben Stiller starred in SIX movies in 2004. Michael Bower should star in at least seven every year because he is totally better than Ben Stiller.
We, The Undersigned, recommend any or all of the following courses of action:
1. Hire Michael Bower to play Higgins in a movie version of Magnum PI.
2. Hire Michael Bower to play Rico Tubbs in a movie version of Miami Vice.
3. Fire Franky G from the series "Jonny Zero" and replace him with Michael Bower.
4. Add Michael Bower to the cast of "Lost" as a mysterious and evil ogre who lives in a mysterious cave on the island.
5. Add Michael Bower to the cast of "24" as Jack Bauer's evil stepbrother.
We, The Undersigned, recommend any or all of the following courses of action:
1. Hire Michael Bower to play Higgins in a movie version of Magnum PI.
2. Hire Michael Bower to play Rico Tubbs in a movie version of Miami Vice.
3. Fire Franky G from the series "Jonny Zero" and replace him with Michael Bower.
4. Add Michael Bower to the cast of "Lost" as a mysterious and evil ogre who lives in a mysterious cave on the island.
5. Add Michael Bower to the cast of "24" as Jack Bauer's evil stepbrother.
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