MLB: Bring Back Mrs. Lima's Hooters
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On or about May 17, 2004, the Major League Baseball website posted a photo of Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima singing the national anthem, accompanied by his wife and son. The photo reflected all that was right about America: baseball, patriotism, and, most importantly, Mrs. Lima's enormous breasts.
On May 18, 2004, Major League Baseball cropped the photo, removing the lovely Mrs. Lima and her endowments, leaving nothing more than a photo of a scruffy guy with a 5.14 lifetime ERA.
We, the undersigned, are shocked and appalled at the actions of Major League Baseball. Mrs. Lima's winnebagos are as much a national treasure as the Grand Tetons, and deserve to be held up as a symbol of the greatness of our land of milk and honey. Those boobs at Major League Baseball must think that all fans care about is whether a player gets to second base. They fail to recognize that, deep within its bosom, baseball is a family sport. Baseball is more than just grabbing a bat off the rack and taking your licks at the plate-- it's about playing catch with your Dad, and sucking down a cup of beer at the park with Mom. With the ballooning attendance figures of the 1980s a distant memory, baseball needs to remember what the game is all about: family.
Major League Baseball: please return Mrs. Lima to her rightful place by her husband's side in your photo.
On May 18, 2004, Major League Baseball cropped the photo, removing the lovely Mrs. Lima and her endowments, leaving nothing more than a photo of a scruffy guy with a 5.14 lifetime ERA.
We, the undersigned, are shocked and appalled at the actions of Major League Baseball. Mrs. Lima's winnebagos are as much a national treasure as the Grand Tetons, and deserve to be held up as a symbol of the greatness of our land of milk and honey. Those boobs at Major League Baseball must think that all fans care about is whether a player gets to second base. They fail to recognize that, deep within its bosom, baseball is a family sport. Baseball is more than just grabbing a bat off the rack and taking your licks at the plate-- it's about playing catch with your Dad, and sucking down a cup of beer at the park with Mom. With the ballooning attendance figures of the 1980s a distant memory, baseball needs to remember what the game is all about: family.
Major League Baseball: please return Mrs. Lima to her rightful place by her husband's side in your photo.
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