Nuke Mars

We are petitioning the United States government to nuke Mars. We believe that it would be totally awesome and not anymore expensive that what we spent on that lame ass Mars Probe. Seriously, who the hell wants to see pictures of rust colored dirt on a different planet? Not me.

Nuking Mars will be one of mankind's greatest triumphs. We have nuked our planet long enough, there isn't any thing left we could nuke on Earth. We've nuked oceans, deserts, the sky, and even cities. The time has come to expand our efforts to other planets and teach whatever life is out there not to **** with the United States of America.

If we don't nuke Mars first, who will? The Russians? **** that. In conclusion, lets put our mark on the universe.

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51 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

51. Corey Roper | I support this petition

50. Peirce B | it's too red for my liking

49. James G | i agree. maybe open up some caves underground or something cool to look at.

48. Ic W | Do it doggy style

47. Jo Costa | I support this petition

46. Guy B | nuke it

45. Callan Mason | We should do this. Not only would it help with rising population but it may cause new breeds of plants and animals to evolve and the chance to study them would be unbelievable.

44. Sergey T | Sending humans to Mars is both dangereous and stupid. We must start with a Mars Terraforming Program - its gonna be expensive though.

43. Benjamin W | I support this petition

42. Xavier W | I support this petition

41. Devon S | I support this petition

40. Ion C | ABSOLUTELY AGREE, If You don't Nuke Mars, then the maned mission will be a one way trip.

39. Robin C | the nukes should be used to cover the ice caps in dust, causing

38. Christian K | I support this petition

37. John M | I support this petition

36. Josh J | i agree with bruce brock. HELL ******* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

35. Tyler Cooper | Die

34. U Cervantes | hio98

33. Vampire Conway | nuke the thing

32. Ian Wang | Die again

31. Kris M | NUKE IT

30. James W | Fuck them aliens!

29. Andrew Hart | I don't agree with the nasa bashing, but i completly agree with the notion of nuking mars. Just think of the science that can be achieved by such an endeavor. Of course, theres no way the liberal no-it-alls would ever allow this to happen. So whoever star

28. Rick A | I support this petition

27. Mr Nukem | NUKE EM!

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By: Manuel Rogers

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NASA