Official Wingman for the city of Chicago
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Chicago is facing the first new mayoral regime in a very long time. While being one of the greatest cities on the planet, Chicago nightlife and partying has been distant, unorganized, and sometimes juuuuuuuust a little bit too douchey. To address this, I, Ernest C. Wilkins III, am declaring my intent to run for the office of Wingman for the city of Chicago.
I will serve all wards and metro areas in my quest to provide the best advice and counsel in the area of partying, nightlife, and general organized debauchery.
As a part of this new role, I will maintain an active social calendar with varied activities (from art gallery openings to the latest 5 am bars), No event will be too wack-a-doo to attend.
I will use these experiences, in combination with advice from my council, to provide the best recommendations for Chicagoans, aged 24-33. Younger than that? Can't help you. Older than that? What do you care what I think anyway?
So sign this petition, and let's make Chicago the First City of Dope Parties.
I will serve all wards and metro areas in my quest to provide the best advice and counsel in the area of partying, nightlife, and general organized debauchery.
As a part of this new role, I will maintain an active social calendar with varied activities (from art gallery openings to the latest 5 am bars), No event will be too wack-a-doo to attend.
I will use these experiences, in combination with advice from my council, to provide the best recommendations for Chicagoans, aged 24-33. Younger than that? Can't help you. Older than that? What do you care what I think anyway?
So sign this petition, and let's make Chicago the First City of Dope Parties.
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