Please Fix The 2009 Lottery For The Knicks!
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We, the fans of the New York Knickerbockers watched for years while our once-proud team was reduced to the laughingstock of the league. We demand remedial relief because of the following:
I. We have taken the necessary steps to remedy this by hiring Donnie Walsh, a respectable basketball mind, and someone who you recommended both publicly and privately.
II. We have hired a coach who will give us stability on the bench for the foreseeable future.
III. We have purged the organization of all known entities that have caused embarrassment to the team and the league.
IV. We drafted Danilo Gallinari, thereby assisting the NBAs goal of increasing international support of the same.
Pursuant to known remedies, both real and fabricated, we COMMAND you to fix the 2009 NBA Draft Lottery for the New York Knickerbockers. Nothing less than the number one pick will suffice.
I. We have taken the necessary steps to remedy this by hiring Donnie Walsh, a respectable basketball mind, and someone who you recommended both publicly and privately.
II. We have hired a coach who will give us stability on the bench for the foreseeable future.
III. We have purged the organization of all known entities that have caused embarrassment to the team and the league.
IV. We drafted Danilo Gallinari, thereby assisting the NBAs goal of increasing international support of the same.
Pursuant to known remedies, both real and fabricated, we COMMAND you to fix the 2009 NBA Draft Lottery for the New York Knickerbockers. Nothing less than the number one pick will suffice.
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