Put the Mafia in Charge of Homeland Security
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In the 1940s and 50s, the mob controlled all the ports in New York City and absolutely nothing got in or out without their knowledge. Because of the special security risks after 9/11, let the mafia protect all Americans. We, the undersigned, would be willing to pay the Mafia millions of dollars in federal aid for protection costs.
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