Stop Neil

We, the long-suffering friends and email acquaintances of Neil Johnston (A.K.A. Jobby), hereby petition the Internet Engineering Task Force to modify all future versions of the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP) standard to include a mechanism that will automatically delete all messages originating from "neilster@" (and modified, related or derived forms thereof said "neilster") email addresses.

Jobby continues to insist on sending the unwilling populous countless e-mails with 'humorous' attachments which can only be described as "arse-puckeringly awful".

An international campaign has now been launched to try to deal with this "menace of the information superhighway" and we plead that you take time now to pledge your support. The campaign is spearheaded by the soon to be set-up website www.stopneil.org and it would be great if you could spare some of your precious time to support us here at petitiononline.com.

The Internet Says No To Jobby! ™

Below are a few of the views already expressed against this scourge of the honest e-mailer.

We do hope and pray for your help and support through these troubled times.

Kind regards,

The Suffering


dr steve wrote:

I just got this telegram in:

"Neil stop please stop stop"

and I'm organising an on-line campaign www.stopneil.org. T-shirts to be
printed soon. Please lobby your MP.

STOP



"pops" stuarty wrote:


>> I've got nothing to say about that one.
>>
>> Please stop...
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>>>>
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>>>> no senses of humour..........
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>>>>> > I never usually complain about Neils emails but that was terrible!
>>>>> >
>>>>> > On 5/4/05, 00-James wrote:
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>>>>>> > > I tend not to delete emails from my massive inbox but that's gone
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>>>>> > already.
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>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > On 5/4/05, gayron wrote:
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>>>>>>> > > > go home neil.