Stop the Mariazis before it's too late!!!
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They strive to find Maria and keep track of her no matter where she is, to eat as many tortilla chips with salsa as they can, and to do a Mexican Hat Dance in every town square they visit in America. They bow only to their leader (whose name is Inigo Montoya, better known to us as The Mexican Waiter) and Maria's hairbrush.
Stop this small political sect from gaining power!
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