"The Neverending Petition" has a goal, and that goal is to stop the heretical atrocity that is to be known as the remaking of "The Neverending Story". I think we can all agree on how sacred that film is and how unforgiveable it would be to ruin. This is not just cinematic treason we are talking about. This is a piece of a generation. This is treason against civilzation itself! Worse than a sequel. Worse than a prequel! Therefore let this petition spread forward and engulf the web and instill knowledge of this future travesty. Let those who would not dare watch such an abomination have their voices heard, together to reach the men who wish to make this film and destroy their resolve and energy like we have unleashed the Nothing itself upon them! You've gone too far gentleman. We who hold this film sacred are legion and will not allow you to rape our childhoods.
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For Artax.