Stop the Oppression, keep the current feeding schedule

This petition is for the continuence of the current feeding policy within the household. Currently the undersigned is allowed two (2) cups of food twice a day, whereas the current facist regime would like to cut that back to one and a half (1.5) cups of food twice a day, further oppressing the undersigned. The aforemention proposed feeding schedule is not only unfair to the undersigned, but also a true violation of the undersigned's civil rights. This petition, if successful, will block the oppressor's actions and determination to opress the undersigned. Your review and signature is appreciated.