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We, the aforementioned undersigned, do herewith proclaim that our nation is gravely threatened by a distinct absence of facial hirsutitude upon certain individuals. These individuals, known individually as "FrozenTrout" or by other nicknames including one so-called alias whose name is generally described with the term "Patrick George" or similar phrases, are entirely and severally responsible for the collapse of morality within, about, and around our nation's schools, churches, basements, and other places of workshop.
THEREFORE, we do stridently oppose the ongoing and REPEATED facial defoliation of the aforesaid FrozenTrout, do deeply deplore the decline of decency caused thereby, and do DEMAND in the name of civilization (and CHEESE!) that said FrozenTrout cease and desist promptly and immediately from said facial defoliation and AT ONCE undertake to maintain a chin-oriented physiognomological follicular growth of no less than 2 inches (approx. 5 cm).
(Or, in the vernacular: Trout! Goatee!)
THEREFORE, we do stridently oppose the ongoing and REPEATED facial defoliation of the aforesaid FrozenTrout, do deeply deplore the decline of decency caused thereby, and do DEMAND in the name of civilization (and CHEESE!) that said FrozenTrout cease and desist promptly and immediately from said facial defoliation and AT ONCE undertake to maintain a chin-oriented physiognomological follicular growth of no less than 2 inches (approx. 5 cm).
(Or, in the vernacular: Trout! Goatee!)
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