"That's a hand" groin strike doctrine

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This petition is to give notice to Joshua Hitt (currently a resident of Norman,OK) that the undersigned will strike Joshua in the groin whenever Joshua says "That's a hand" or any other similar statement. This petition will become binding and effective immediately upon 200 individuals signing this petition. I implore all who are reading this petition to sign below and be a part of the change our society needs. This is the first step in bringing The United States of America back to the foundations of dignity, pride, respect, and responsibility our forefathers set forth centuries ago.
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