The erase Katt and Bill, and other improvements for SF64

In the game series for Nintendo, StarFox(Which is not the best game ever, Nicholas Yudisomething, so go away), StarFox 64 is considered one of the best.
I agree with them for the most part, but find my opinion of the game marred by two glaring problems...

BILL GREY AND KATT MONROE.

These two characters are absolutely useless.
Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Useless as a gun without a magazine.

What did they do in the entire game?
Fly around and occasionally blast shit.
Bill wasn't even much of a help in Sector X, anyway.

This poses a question; if these characters are literally invincible, why don't they just KILL ANDROSS' INEPT LEGIONS?
The answer?
They're even more inept than said legions.

If I hear another 'witty' one liner, I will fucking track down every copy of the game and BURN THEM.
As much as I love SF64, I hate Bill and Katt(Katt mostly, what a cunt. At least Bill sounds like a surfer dude, which is kind of funny. Kind of.).

Hence, I want to petition Ninty for a remake of StarFox WITHOUT Bill and Katt.

I have other demands...

- More ships, including NPC ships. Heavy War Cruisers would be nice.

- Less fucking dumbass dialogue. What are these people, twelve? When you get shot at, you yell things like "SHIT!" and "FUCK!".

- Make the game longer than an hour total. Try making each planetary mission a campaign; it is a planet, you know, so you won't defeat the enemy forces by attacking one spot.

- More weapons. This is the space age of uber w00tness, so having two seperate weapon systems doesn't cut it.

- Cornerian Marines.

- KEKEKEKEKE FIGHTER RUSH.

That's about it for now.