The Let's Not Be A Dumbass
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This petition has been created due to three issues that are very dear to my heart.
The first, is the fact that Sonia L. B. has this ludicrous idea of moving to Denver, Colorado after graduation. I am here to put a stop this nonsense. Who in their right mind wants to be that close to Utah? Clearly, she no longer institutes clear thinking and therefore we must take matters into our own hands.
The second is the wrongful use of the Caps Lock key. It is seven sixteenths of one inch away from your pinky. That is the distance you have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. Also, if it's not too much to ask for, if you are going to use the Caps Lock key to emphasize certain words instead of italizing, please, for the love of God, emphasize the correct word.
And last, but not least, it's 2007, there is no reason for anyone to still quote anything from Chapelle Show. The world has an estimated population of over 6,611,159,641 people. If my math is correct, 99.999999984295544990648140543\% of people are not Dave Chappelle. I know, the results are surprising that out of 6,611,159,641 people, 6,611,159,640 people are not Chappelle, so maybe you should stop.
The first, is the fact that Sonia L. B. has this ludicrous idea of moving to Denver, Colorado after graduation. I am here to put a stop this nonsense. Who in their right mind wants to be that close to Utah? Clearly, she no longer institutes clear thinking and therefore we must take matters into our own hands.
The second is the wrongful use of the Caps Lock key. It is seven sixteenths of one inch away from your pinky. That is the distance you have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. Also, if it's not too much to ask for, if you are going to use the Caps Lock key to emphasize certain words instead of italizing, please, for the love of God, emphasize the correct word.
And last, but not least, it's 2007, there is no reason for anyone to still quote anything from Chapelle Show. The world has an estimated population of over 6,611,159,641 people. If my math is correct, 99.999999984295544990648140543\% of people are not Dave Chappelle. I know, the results are surprising that out of 6,611,159,641 people, 6,611,159,640 people are not Chappelle, so maybe you should stop.
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