The "lets behead Jann Wenner and put his severed head on display in the rock n' roll hall of fame" petition

We, The Undersigned, feel it would be in the best interests of Rock n' Roll, and probably beneficial to society as a whole, if Jann Wenner were beheaded and had his severed head impaled for public display, perhaps in the Rock n' Roll Hall Of Fame (for an ironic touch). This rich, out-of-touch babyboomer gives the impression of having hi-jacked Rock n' Roll and claimed it as his sole property and that rubs us poor, young, in-touch Rock n' Rollers the wrong way. We are sick of this bloated dipshit telling us where its at. We're smart enough to decide for ourselves where its at, and we believe the only suitable punishment is beheading. "Things ain't like they used to be, and this ain't the summer of love!"