The Petition TROUSERLESS KILLERS

The Petition TROUSERLESS KILLERS

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We the Victims, and sufferers of OCKD, would like to bring to your attention a little fact.
For some time now we have been attentively observing photo's of you, commenting on them and even themed them into days of the week - all a recognised symptom of this disease which is involuntary and potentially (social) life threatening.

For your information, we have our meetings at OCKD Anonymous and on each day we discuss and look at pictures of the following themes:
Mucky Mark Monday
Tight Trouser (and Ted) Tuesday
Wet (or Wicked) Wednesday
Dave Durrsday
F* Me Flowers Friday
And, Dirty Ronnie weekend.

Unfortunately, as you would expect of good victims, we have researched the depths of the planet to find appropriate pictures for each of these days. They can be found on OCKD Thread

However, an unfortunate side effect of our dedication is that we are running out of photos.

We are particularly concerned about our new themed timeslots -
No Trousers Noon
No Trousers Nine AM
No Trousers Nine PM
No Trousers Nineteen hundred hours
No Trousers Ninth of the month
No Trousers Nineteenth of the month
No Trousers November

We think these slots have the potential to become our most popular threads and seriously help our victims but are seriously concerned about the lack of photos that we can include. You see the dilemma?

You must understand, for sufferers of this disease photos are like life-saving medication. Therefore, by kindly donating some pictures of you without trousers on, you are actually SAVING LIVES.....

As a result, we, the undersigned, implore you, the wonderful killers, to send us some photos of you all without attire on the lower parts of your body. You can PM midnightflowers directly or alternatively post them on the OCKD thread.

Yours sincerely
The Victims of OCKD