The "Pube Stache" HAS GOT TO GO

Formally, it is noted that we - fans of The White Stripes - have little to do with how one A) Noted rock star Jack White ACTUALLY looks. Here's where we try to change that. For the past year or so on and off since the beginning really, we've been plagued with being forced to stare a perfectly good looking, respectable and talented rock star with a PUBE STACHE above his upper lip. We seek to change this, and with change the end of the stache is within in our grasp oh candy children, I beg of thee to sign the afformentioned petition to end and rid the world forever of this horrible attrocity sending all of White Stripes woman-kind tumbling down with fits of "ewwww" and "shave that, kthx." Sign this and we'll see what we can do in order to get rid of this.