The Return of George

As the asda petition is so successful we thought we would give it a try

During the course of Monday 26th June a steenking gringo stole our inflatable cactus George and left nothing but his sombero.

George needs to be returned as soon as possible for the following reasons:
1 - He is bound to be hungry by now
2 - His head is cold
3 - Jo is missing him and is now becoming emotionally distressed
4 - Without the spikeyness of a cactus people are starting to tap the desk as they walk by again
5 - Whoever stole him *cough* macbeath *cough* did not take his medication and if he is not returned for this medicine he will become chronically ill and suffer from spikelessness
6 - Wayne's workload has gone through the roof as he no longer has George to keep an eye on his mailbox
7 - Janette's inflatable cactus Fred is missing his friend badly
8 - Simon is upset that he cannot take him to inverness

Please can everyone sign this petition to encourage George's swift and safe return from his captors