The Stfu

Let me tell you a non-fictional story of a girl that lives in Fremont, California. She goes around posing every chance she has and has countless failed attempts to become popular. After the many events that occured in the 2003-2004 school year and losing confidence in everything she has done, she has finally realized that she is nothing more than a Mission San Jose student with no hope in excelling in life. So she decided to take up practicing tennis. After getting a new racket, she immediately posted a LiveJournal entry on it. A selected person posted a particularly nasty and rude comment on her entry that, according to her, did not offend her. Then she goes around going crazy and assumes that since the sexy guy, Jerry Yuan, happened to use the software Ventrilo with the suspects, that he automatically did the act. Then the girl declares emancipation on the sexy guy's friendship and blames the sexy guy for doing it. Jerry Yuan and the girl have never talked since. Jerry Yuan is now successful in his life and has no regrets. The girl is now fatter than ever.

So why did I make you read this and bring you here to sign a petition? Because I want her to Shut the Fuck up and stop whining. Nobody gives a shit. Even if you don't know who the girl is, as long as have ever wanted to tell someone Shut the Fuck up, then you share the same views as me and you should definitely sign this petition. Its anonymous and everyones identity is kept private, especailly the person who made this petition. Comments are greatly appreciated.