A List of Demands to a Higher Power Concerning Acmlm's Board
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Let it be stated that Acmlm's board is full of fools, as evidenced by this thread...http://board.acmlm.org/thread.php?id=16292...
Let it hereby be known that a petition is lodged, most likely to God, requesting one, two, three or all of the following provisions be granted:
A: That this petition grant "certain" members of Acmlm's board the gift to stop breathing.
B: The create a temporal rift to stop the birthing of those aforementioned "certain" members.
C: Grant the powers that be the ability to give to these "certain" members what are hereby to be known as Post-Labour Abortions.
D: To have these "certain" members develop an undeniable addiction to peanuts, and one day, while at school suffer a major allergic reaction that will forever disfigure the muscles within their hands so that their fingers spell "DURRR" in a painful twisting of tendon and bone.
Should this treaty reach a Higher Power or Divine Being, we would like it to be known that these requests are of the gravest importance to the world. Should they not be given unto the undersigned, it may cause world-wide nuclear war.
Let it hereby be known that a petition is lodged, most likely to God, requesting one, two, three or all of the following provisions be granted:
A: That this petition grant "certain" members of Acmlm's board the gift to stop breathing.
B: The create a temporal rift to stop the birthing of those aforementioned "certain" members.
C: Grant the powers that be the ability to give to these "certain" members what are hereby to be known as Post-Labour Abortions.
D: To have these "certain" members develop an undeniable addiction to peanuts, and one day, while at school suffer a major allergic reaction that will forever disfigure the muscles within their hands so that their fingers spell "DURRR" in a painful twisting of tendon and bone.
Should this treaty reach a Higher Power or Divine Being, we would like it to be known that these requests are of the gravest importance to the world. Should they not be given unto the undersigned, it may cause world-wide nuclear war.
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