Abolish Robot Radio Broadcasts

As Garry Meier's MFO BRO' I hereby declare this petition to solve the following problem's.#1)Abolish robot radio broadcast's,i.e.radio station's that operate by using automated programming with little or no staffing and continuously broadcasting the same music over and over with absolutely no creativity whatsoever!#2)Bring back the Garry Meier radio show!Warning:Listening to the Garry Meier radio show may cause but is not limited to the following:uncontrollable snickering,guffawing,the bellowing over with much merriment and possibly the wetting of the trouser's.#3)The passing of a law that state's if any person or person's knowingly play's Christmas music over the public airwave's before 12 midnight Thanksgiving Day,said person's would be given life in prison without the possibilty of parole!! I would like to resolve these problem's before the following event's occur.A)My grandma' get's run over by a reigndeer ,Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.B)The creature commonly known as Big Foot is captured and put on display but for some bizzare reason has shaved all of it's fur except for a Brazillian bikini waxing!C)A new lion taming act consisting of two homeless guy's named Amos and Randy wow's Las Vegas with record breaking crowd's by being able to control these wild beast's due to there incredibly bad smelling body odor from living on the street's.Pamala Sue Anderson join's their act only after getting her nose insured by Loyds of London!!