Allow us to punch douchey teenagers in the face

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We should be allowed to punch douchey teenagers in the face because their hair is stupid, and so that we can steal their ice cream.
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13 signatures
Goal: 10,000,000
Latest Signatures
11 March 2012
13. Brandon Wainscoat | I support this petition
11 March 2012
12. Timothy Ho | I support this petition
11 March 2012
11. Christian Siedentopf | I support this petition
11 March 2012
10. Jerry Kahale | I support this petition
14 October 2011
9. Jacob Didriksen | I support this petition
13 October 2011
8. Steven Runting | I support this petition =D
13 October 2011
7. A J | Bieber clones must be punished!
13 October 2011
6. Bradley Winton | I support this petition
13 October 2011
5. Clarence Lo | I support this petition
13 October 2011
4. Mokostocking Fujiwara | I support this petition
13 October 2011
3. Daniel Tran | Amen and godbless
13 October 2011
2. Troy Cleary | I support this movemet whole heatedly
10 October 2011
1. Notorious R | I'm sure this is Commander Shepherd's favourite petition.
9 October 2011
0. lambomann 007 | I support this petition, I think...
9 October 2011
-1. Sean Richardson | Finally, I have found people like me!
9 October 2011
-2. Bish Bishington | Words cannot describe how much I support this.
9 October 2011
-3. James Maguire | I support this petition
9 October 2011
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