Anti Internet Stupidity Act (Circa 2007)

This Petition is to Lobby the International Community in order to reduce the Stupidity rate of people on the Internet.

If this act were to pass, I, Lord Mohammad would be given sole control of a Device which would allow me to Punch People in the throat over the Internet using UDP, in order to reduce the amount of garbage and stupid comments on The Internet's message board's, forums, websites, wiki's and other forms of communication.

Highly advanced software would be mandatorially placed into each computer which would detect when the user is creating something electronically, that would reduce the collective intelligence of the Human Race as a whole, I would then be alerted, review the material in question and decide the force of which the person would be punched in the throat from a Level of 1 'slight nudge' to a Level of 10 'lets hope theres something soft behind you'.

This would help the Human Race advance as a whole and reduce stupidity and global warming, with the restoration of Pirates on the High Seas trading in Computers which do not have the mandatory software installed on them. As such, the world would be a better place and everyone would live happily ever after.