Bring Anderson Cooper Home

Many have called him the greatest broadcaster of our generation...

Others have dubbed him the "Media Messiah"...

But we just call him Anderson, and we want him to come home. Now.

Last week, CNN's Anderson Cooper flew to Cairo in order to cover its escalating crisis between Egyptian citizens and supporters of Egyptian president, Hosni Mubarak. Little did he know what he'd soon be getting himself in to...

They punched him. They really, really punched him. And now he's scared.

And we're scared too. This is Anderson Cooper we're talking about. Couldn't they have sent a no-name reporter from a local news station? Or a robot with interviewing capabilities? Or Glenn Beck? Anyone but Anderson.

And so now WE petition! We, as a country, need to stand up for our rights. Our rights to watch Anderson Cooper day in and day out. And if we can't have those rights, maybe we'll just riot too.

Sign the petition and BRING OUR ANDERSON HOME!