CLUB BEER to DJ Charles and Camilla's wedding
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Its been announced that the next Royal wedding will be a common affair. It's probably down the registry office and then a small reception for family and friends above the Kings Head.
There will be no lavish catering, just a few Tesco value sausage rolls and Cheese & Pineapple chunks together on a foil wrapped cabbage.
BUT..As a happily married couple, you will need a DJ (or DJs). Do you trust your reception to Prince Phillips mix CDs (even though he is a demon on the decks)? Will Prince Harry be able to cope when generic beered up Mountbatten slurs the immortal phrase GOT ANY QUO?
No we dont think so. Therefore, Prince Charles, we, the nation, implore you to leave it to the professionals.
Club Beer deal with this kind off situation every month.
We know how to deal with your shady relatives who want to dance to Tiger Feet.
We know what to play to stop your mother embarrassing herself over the Best Man (assuming that is, you dont pick your brother)
And we know the importance of Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh
Dont blow your big chance.
HIRE US!
www.clubbeer.co.uk
There will be no lavish catering, just a few Tesco value sausage rolls and Cheese & Pineapple chunks together on a foil wrapped cabbage.
BUT..As a happily married couple, you will need a DJ (or DJs). Do you trust your reception to Prince Phillips mix CDs (even though he is a demon on the decks)? Will Prince Harry be able to cope when generic beered up Mountbatten slurs the immortal phrase GOT ANY QUO?
No we dont think so. Therefore, Prince Charles, we, the nation, implore you to leave it to the professionals.
Club Beer deal with this kind off situation every month.
We know how to deal with your shady relatives who want to dance to Tiger Feet.
We know what to play to stop your mother embarrassing herself over the Best Man (assuming that is, you dont pick your brother)
And we know the importance of Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh
Dont blow your big chance.
HIRE US!
www.clubbeer.co.uk
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