End the War in Jalalabad

The war in the impoverished third world country of Jalalabad continues to rage on in a violent and gruesome display of human evil. The conflicts within Jalalabad are driven by its leader, Randassar Tejedafat. With this petition we hope to make an appeal to Tejedafat in hopes that he will end the violence that has waged on for nearly 3000 years over the conflicts concerning the Pasta Strip and Mohedalem. We also hope to make an appeal to the opposing power of Kregrael, and its leader Alon Shaul. With the assistance of the neighboring country of Nelsa, a prominent, and economically sucessful anarchist nation, we hope to permanently end all conflict.

If you, the leaders of the great powers of the Ratnews and the Omaruslims, truly care about your nations, about the welfare of your people, you will end this horrendous war that you have waged against each other. We, The Undersigned, in the name of your great neighbor, Nelsa, petition to you to end the violence and terror, and offer that you will be well compensated for your sacrifices.