Erasure of Fruit Cake

We the Undersigned do hereby submit that any and all records of Fruit Cake or memories thereof be forgotten and erased from history. We feel that the hardened cake mix with the addition of fake fruit and candies known as fruit cake is a disgrace to the desert world and cake-kind everywhere. It is of our personal opinion that Fruit Cake is disgusting and a waste of time to be made and delivered - as no one likes to eat or receive it as a gift. The removal and erasure of the above food will be beneficial to the holidays and the world as not as many would be thrown out and wasted also making room for bigger, better, more delicious gifts and desserts.
In the event that erasure of Fruit Cake is deemed not possible we The Undersigned request a change in official name from Fruit Cake to Crap Cake and that all records be changed and accommodations made.
We know that it is in your power and ability, Universe, to erase such memories and affiliated documents and it is within your best interest and that of the goodness of humanity to do so, ridding us once and for all of the accident and abomination that is Fruit Cake.