Getting Claire Hooper off GNW

Dear Channel 10 and any other Channel

I am writing to ask you to reconsider your appointment of Claire Hooper. Can you please provide me with one time she has said anything remotely interesting? What's that? You can't? Me neither. So I have another question for you; Why is she on Television? Specifically, why is she on a current affairs trivia program where being interesting and informative is both implied and essential? (NOTE: Quoting newpaper articles that are on the table in front of you does NOT count). Also, when people are on TV don't they receive some sort of voice training? I don't find that laugh very TV friendly. If you wanted a dying Hyena on your TV show why didn't you just ask? I have connections!

I thank you for taking the time to read this letter and ask you to view the hopefully high volume of signatures below when making a decision.

Oh, and while I got you, the ommission of Mikey Robbins from this letter doesn't mean I don't have a problem with him. I do. I recall him being somewhat funny when he was bigger. However, I think between the two of us we can perform some sort of reverse liposuction, you put a hole in his stomach and I'll get a reverse vacuum cleaner and fill it with lard. I think we can make him funny again. Hoops, on the other hand, can't be helped.